Attn: Birds and Fish

Your job is to eat mosquitoes! You have been slacking to the point of irreprehensiblity. If you don't chow down immediately I am getting in an earthmover and draining every last body of water in site. After that I will employ an insecticidal assault that will make Agent Orange look like candy and cause birth defect for many generations. Granted, we camped next to the biggest mosquito nest this side of Munising, but never the less: Get off your asses and pull some weight!